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Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay
Phoebe: Fine!Be murky!
Ross: I'll be fine, alright Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No!! Okay! Why does everyone keep fixating on that She didn't know, how should I
know
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., I'll
never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren. was whatA wrong number
Ross: Sorry.
Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting.
Can I tell you what the answer is
(Ross gestures his consent.)
Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
Ross: I don't want to be single, okay I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica: Rachel!
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and
then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Waitress: Can I get you some coffee
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln
High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you
remember my brother Ross
Rachel: Hi, sure!
Ross: Hi.
(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens.He sits back down defeated again.A moment of
silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)
Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids
Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where
we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous
Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n'
Lo- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really
freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I
mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started
wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for'. (to Monica) So anyway I just
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didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only
person I knew who lived here in the city.
Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment,
everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going
on.]
Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy
about it.
Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg saladDecide!
Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it
matters to me!
(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)
Phoebe:If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be
wearing those pants. Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and
Joey:Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!
(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me,
'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said,
'What if I don't wanna be a shoe What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know Or a- or a hat! No, I'm
not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I
said maybe!!
[Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]
Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things... Phoebe: (sings)
Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells
and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with
string.These are a few...
Rachel: I'm all better now.
Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!
Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know Independence. Taking control of
your life.The whole, 'hat' thing.
Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and
Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.
Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!
Joey: What, like there's a rule or something
(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)
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Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30Buzz him in!
Joey: Who's Paul
Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy
Ross: He finally asked you out
Monica: Yes!
Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.
Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel...
Rachel: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!
Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay I mean, do you want me to stay
Ross: (choked voice) That'd be good...
Monica: (horrified) Really
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Phoebe: What does that mean Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot (Chandler
doesn't know.)
(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)
Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody,
everybody, this is Paul.
All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it
Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...
Ross: A wandering
Monica: Change!Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.
Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
(Monica goes to change.)
Joey:Hey, Paul!
Paul: Yeah
Joey: Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over
and over again until it starts to get a little red.
Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!
Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time
of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone
tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we'