年会小品剧本台词；麻匪
年会小品剧本；麻匪故事梗概那是在一个穿越的年代，一群苦逼的工程师，上山干上了抢劫的营生。有一天，在他们抢劫的火车里，遇到了一群特殊的人。这些人曾经是如此熟悉，而此时又让他们顾虑重重。究竟是抢劫的更加彪悍，还是被抢的更加狡猾呢？敬请关注BP的小品，麻匪It was in hard times. A group of engineers suffered so much that they went into the mountain and became robbers. But they still had the faith of ‘sustainable robbery’. One day, they robbed a train, in which there were some people so special. They were so familiar to the robbers and they made them full of misgivings. What happened finallyWould the robbers be tougher or would the robbed be more cunningThe answers will be in the mini drama from BP team, ‘sustainable robbery’.道具：麻衣，愤怒小鸟玩偶，长围巾，印有ipad纸箱，火车模型（展板），黑框眼镜，玩具手枪灯光亮起火车上台业主甲：潘总，你说我们的绿色建筑三星奖能不能评下来？潘总：三星奖？那就是个绿帽子！花钱买绿帽子还有买不下来的？评委专家都等着我发潘币买房呢。Ppt：潘币图片业主甲：潘总，潘币可真是个好东西啊！潘总：用纳税人的钱，征了纳税人的地，纳税人帮我打完工，最后还要乖乖的交出物业费。业主乙：潘总，您现在风度，正好比，大风起兮云飞扬，hold住全场。潘总：屁！业主乙：屁屁......潘总：我们挣这点钱，和铁道部比起来，那就是个屁！上海到杭州，放个屁的功夫，哎，不说了，来来来，唱首歌，让老娘我开心开心业主乙：（歌词字幕）两个麻匪（九筒，三筒从另一侧上）九筒：人间大炮准备，瞄准火车，开炮！三筒（搭凉棚张望）：哥哥，咋没打中啊（河南话）？九筒：让炮弹先飞一会儿吧。大弹弓上，两个人（五筒和七筒）拉住一条围巾，一人（Eiwa）在中间拉围巾发射小鸟飞出，（愤怒的小鸟配音）火车倒下。 潘总：咋回事咋回事？不就放了个屁，